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sdl_chron ([info]sdl_chron) wrote,
@ 2010-01-22 13:26:00

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So you’ve taken me up on my challenge, I see. Good… good. As I mentioned, I am Lothario, Don Lothario. I live in a modest farm house on the outskirts of Riverview and yes, it is by choice. Some will argue. Some claim it’s all I can afford. Others will say I’m hiding. I’ve heard them all. Some even whisper that one day I simply woke up in this rural home in the midst of nothing. This one amuses me.
Tell me then, if it wasn’t planned, how is it that I’m conveniently far from the view of prying eyes? If I lived downtown, wouldn’t everyone see my guests coming and going at all hours? My ladies, the women I entertain, they prefer their privacy. This way they can cry out in ecstasy as loud as their heart’s desire. No prying eyes to see, no pesky ears to hear. None, no one… no one but me… I am the only soul privileged to hear their moans, their pleas and their ecstasy. Still think I’m not where I want to be?

I digress. You didn’t come all this way to be bored with such trivial details. You want proof, proof that I am as talented as I claim. Very well, I will tell you. It’s very simple really. We all know women. We talk to them every day. At the store, at the library, at the theatre, at work, even the lovely vixen next door… ah yes, let us start there.

Step one: Invite her over. For lunch… for dessert… to catch up… for a bit of fun…


Step two: Greet her enthusiastically yet sincerely. A women knows if you’re simply handing them a line.


Step three: Tell them you are enamored. Tell them your intentions.




Spending time with a woman is not a chore, it is a delight. Listening to them, speaking to them, touching them, caressing them. Sounds like a lot of work? Nonsense! Women crave attention and they deserve it. Give them what they want, give them what they need. Remember, if you don’t, I will. What do you get out of all this ‘work’?

You get the prize. You get the woman. Ah my Rhoda, how I love to explore and push that woman’s limits.


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[info]moonshadowed
2010-01-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
I love that picture with the quirked eyebrow.

Don is hedonistic and not ashamed of it.. gotta love it.
Of course I wonder how he justifies leaving the women with a little "parting gift"... ya know?

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[info]sdl_chron
2010-01-22 10:46 pm UTC (link)
If one of my women were to become pregnant with my child, I don't see a problem. After all, what woman wouldn't treasure a reminder of our love?
Really, I don't understand the question...

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[info]anjelstar76
2010-01-22 11:23 pm UTC (link)
I must say that I probably wouldn't be immune to the Lothario charm ... especially with him quirking his eyebrow like that. I, however, would make sure I was protected from any gifts being left by large, long-legged birds. :O)) My congratulations to Rhoda for being Don's first ... :O)

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[info]sdl_chron
2010-01-23 12:02 am UTC (link)
Alas, I have yet to meet a woman who is immune to my charms...
Not all of my women are graced with a gift in that sense. There are other gifts of pleasure I can and have given. Rarely do they involve large, long-legged birds.
*chuckles* Rhoda is the first in 'this' town...

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Oydie.
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2010-01-23 12:44 am UTC (link)
Ah Don, why am I not surprised that Rhoda couldn't resist you?

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Re: Oydie.
[info]sdl_chron
2010-01-23 02:23 am UTC (link)
Resist me? Why would she want to? Oydie, dear one, you of all the ladies so far seem to understand me the most. Perhaps one day you too, could be mine.

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[info]debc
2010-01-23 12:46 am UTC (link)
Honestly, someone should have warned Rhoda, but Don's charms *are* something one must experience first hand! Go, Rhoda!

Lookin' a little cozy in that last link, there, Don.

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[info]sdl_chron
2010-01-23 02:25 am UTC (link)
If basking in the after glow of carnal sex is cozy, then yes... we were quite cozy.

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[info]debc
2010-01-23 02:34 am UTC (link)
*rolls eyes at Don*

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[info]ceeceemee
2010-01-24 04:45 pm UTC (link)
I have to admit that the Power of Don does seem to overwhelm a girl's sensibilities at times. :D

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[info]sdl_chron
2010-01-25 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Perfectly logical and utterly predictable, after all I'm irresistible.

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[info]petalbrook
2010-01-24 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Don, don, Don. You are simply priceless. And soooooooooo modest too.

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[info]sdl_chron
2010-01-25 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Modesty is over rated when you're this good

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